I have created the Lego Portal Gun 3.0!!!

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:iconportalplz: YES!!!
Okay, so I'm sitting at home, derping through my messages, when all of a sudden I get one saying: PORTAL GUNS FOR SALE!!! Naturally my reaction was so amazing, no icon or emote may do it justice, and I clicked the link to thinkgeek.com Right?
  Well, as soon as I get there a message comes up saying, pretty much;
:icongladoslaplz: "TROLOLOL!!! F-ck you!!! We sold out 6 minutes ago! have a nice day."...
That message, might as well have been a kick to the bawls. :iconcryforeverplz: I had my head on my keyboard for a couple minutes too... Then, I took a look at my Lego Portal Gun, collecting dust on my shelf. Then I ask myself aloud, "Why can't you be better?" When next thing I realised, (Oh Wait! Lego creations are customizable! DERP! :iconderpplz: ) Then, I got to work...
  ...
  :iconportalgladosplz:[Insert building montage here]
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  and then... www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v… ... I conjured... something incredible... I built something done and redone, but this... this is mine. It has been made better. It has increased durability. Increased handling. It has been crafted, listening to music, like this, (If you clicked the link,) that makes up God's playlist. It is amazing. It is more than meets the eye...
It.
Is...
...
sexier...
It.
is...
  The LASHPDv3.0;
It...
...
is...
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The Lego Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device version 3.0!!!
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Yes, the companion cube of claps was necessary.

But, it isn't just a gun...
After experimenting with this gift from the Heavens...
I realized...
It is also a hell spawn... from android hell...

I stress you Ladies and Gentlemen... www.buzzlol.com/wp-content/upl… ...

The  LASHPDv3.0, is also a Lego turret... :iconturretplz:...

And seeing as how it is a LASHPDv3.0, and a turret, it is a Transformer. :icondecepticonplz: ...

THAT!!!
Is all. HAX out. :iconportal2plz:
P.S.: I have nicknamed the LASHPDv3.0, Natasha, Sasha's cousin~:iconheavyplz:... God I need a camera...
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Smugleaf-Kun's avatar
Nice! To be honest... THAT'S THE NINTH WONDER OF TEH WURLD :3